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hot sauces are in alphabetical order
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Squirt Hot Sauce
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| Buy this sauce and guess what you will get, 9 out of 10 tastebuds prefer this sauce to any other. Just look at the results and buy this sauce!! made from Red Habañero Peppers, Cayenne Peppers, white vinegar, carrots, passionfruit, salt, garlic and spices. | ||
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Spice Exchange Papaya
Curry Marinade
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Smart
Ass Hot Sauce
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| Even though this sauce will not help to raise your IQ, it will leave you feeling as if someone was being sassy in your vicinity. Let this Ass bring you the heat!! | ||
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Smack My Ass And Call
Me Sally
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Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, 'Well, smack my ass and call me Sally!!' Ingredients: habanero pepper, carrots, onions, vinegar, garlic, lime juice, salt. |
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Screaming Sphincter | |
| “A burning painus within the anus.” Weez got heer sum great tastin’ sauce that’s shur as heck gar-in-teed ta put a burn in yer down-under, if ya knows what wheez meanin! Weez gessin that’s where the name cums frum, cuz Gra Ma wuz out in tha out-house yellin’, cussin’ und bangin’ round on the wooden walls sumthin’ feerce. She wailed like a trapped coyote fer an hour, cussin’ tha whole time. Shur `nuf, earlier she’d gottun inta a fresh batch uf this purty-good tastin’ concocktion.ingredients include Red Cayenne peppers, distilled vinegar and salt. No fat. This Cayenne pepper hot sauce from Texas was named when "gra'ma's sphincter wuz on fire and she shur wuz a screamin"! | ||
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See Dick Burn
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| A little bit of a change since the elementary school readings, but now you can watch Dick burn on this kid drawn label...stop drop, and roll, Dick roll!! Originated in Metairie, LA. Ingredients include Cayenne Peppers, water, and salt. | ||
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Scorned
Woman Hot Sauce
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| Hell hath no fury. Beware the scorned woman! Been looking for a hot sauce that sits up and begs for attention? Meet the Scorned Woman, and watch your heat gauge rise. You've had the sissy stuff, now step up to the big leagues. It's time to heat it up! | ||
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Rip
Roar Hot Sauce
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Size 5 oz
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Red Rectum
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| The name of this sauce pretty much lets you know the outcome of this hot, hot sauce! Get out a mirror. Drop your pants. Get a good look at you rectum. What color is it? Because before you know it, it's going to be red, HOT! And, while your down there, kiss your ass goodbye. Ingredients: red habanero peppers, carrots, white vinegar, papaya, modified food starch, salt, onion, lemon juice, garlic, ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) added for freshness. Heat Level: 7 | ||
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Rectal Rocket Fuel Jerk
Sauce
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NASA we have a problem, we have spotted a suspicious object in the air resembling an outhouse". That is because it is an outhouse, fuelled by this hot sauce and will make you soar above the clouds. with Scotch Bonnet peppers, Habañero peppers, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, balsamic vinegar, lime juice, sage thyme, garlic, paprika, allspice, cumin, fennel seed, lemon pepper, coriander, salt and cilantro. Manufactured in Riveira Beach, FL |
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